Tag: humor
group name: heartscontent
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September 25, 2007 03:31 PM EDT --
My name is Barb and I run a ferret shelter out of my home. I am also president of a ferret club. The ferret club has a number of members, some of which are willing to help with the shelter and various . . . more
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April 28, 2008 02:04 AM EDT --
The winter we have all endured has addled my brains and led me on trail of 'brightening' my home. Never mind I have better things to do, oh say, write, edit and submit my work. Never mind that . . . more
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April 04, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
My son was three when I learned that I required surgery. The procedure would leave me unable to lift anything over five . . . more
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September 05, 2007 09:06 PM EDT --
Here is a game that will hone your mental accuity.
Name a rejected flavor of pudding.
Winner gets a pony.*
* See terms and conditions. Possum-flavored Pudding not associated with The Frightening . . . more
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November 30, 2007 01:47 PM EST --
I think this is worth reading, So I am passing it on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, You . . . more
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January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST --
I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight
Shaving takes less time . . . more
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February 17, 2008 08:12 PM EST --
We all know what a joy and a comfort pets can be to an empty-nester. They seem to fill the void left when the last of the children packs up their belongs to move out into the big world by themselves. . . . more
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August 24, 2007 05:29 PM EDT --
There are so many external and internal stimuli hitting you at once that your brain has learned to filter them out.
The first ones that get ignored are ones that you do; which is why you . . . more
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December 02, 2007 06:26 PM EST --
I thought this was funny. It came from a friend in my email. I could not wait to share it with all of you dear gather friends. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. LOL
Dear Tech Support:
Last year . . . more
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January 04, 2008 06:47 PM EST --
First, I want to thank everybody who read and responded to my story "Tick Fever." I thought it might interest you to know how me, a housecat got tick fever . . . more
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October 29, 2007 08:09 AM EDT --
Humor has always been a gray area for most people. Things that some people find funny, others see as offensive. I have heard several people say that God has to have a sense of humor, . . . more
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November 02, 2007 07:49 AM EDT --
I always enjoy the kid jokes and hope others do to. I received these in my email.
One morning, my son asked me: "Why are you making Mommy breakfast? . . . more
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November 11, 2007 09:23 AM EST --
I got some laughs out of these when I read them in my email.
A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth?"
One little girl . . . more
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August 24, 2007 04:26 PM EDT --
Hey Gang,
Do You like Sitcoms from the 70's & 80's?
Name Your Favorites and let's see if we can name at least 50.
Think You Guys Can do it?
give just 1 per post please and let see if . . . more
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August 27, 2007 01:58 PM EDT --
Name A Candy Bar..what are your favorites..ill start
How many can you name,one per post please
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MilkyWay
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October 29, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Go to this site and enter your gender and your name and it will tell you what your redneck name is.
Get Your Redneck Name at Quizopolis.com
http://www.quizopolis.com/redneck_name.php . . . more
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October 03, 2007 12:09 AM EDT --
The Knowledgeable Patient
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.
Right away he tells her to undress. . . . more
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November 05, 2007 09:41 PM EST --
Confessions of a People Watcher @ the Train Station:
Here’s a list of all the happenings and people I saw at North Station today. I figured it was amusing, so I’d share it. . . . more
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August 07, 2008 04:02 PM EDT --
Coming home from buying groceries. My husband left the 100 pound bag, of dog food on the porch. Getting busy and forgetting it was there. He went off to work, working nightshift.
I saw it there, . . . more
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February 24, 2008 05:52 PM EST --
Someone who apparently worked for the dentist who killed himself posted on my article about it. [Here's the link to the article: What a strange feeling--my dentist killed himself! ] The article was . . . more
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